Shortcake Turret Logbook Entry

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 //-- AUTO-TRANSCRIPTION FROM CREW QUARTERS OF UES [Redacted] --// ''Ok, I really gotta know about the bunny turret.'' ''As I have repeatedly insisted, those are PURELY FUNCTIONAL attachments.'' ''And I repeatedly don't believe you.'' ''The CT-6UP is designed in conjunction with the CT-64U5 model. The SHORTCAKE turret uses synthesized Gup pheromones to draw hostile creatures into range for the SNOWTIME turret to dispatch. That, combined with the SHORTCAKE's supportive capabilities and heavily armored chassis, make it an ideal pairing with the much frailer, but more heavily armed, SNOWTIME.'' ''You're doing the thing where you avoid actually answering my questions by breaking into rushed techno-babble again.'' ''Oh, MY APOLOGIES for finally putting some faith in your robotics knowledge! The 'ears' work as pheromone dispersal vectors, long antennae located away from the moving parts and the heat, the 'fur' providing ideal volume-to-surface-area ratios for efficient release of the compound.'' ''See, now you're finally making some sense. So, I'm guessing means that the slice of cake is a shock-resistant and thermo-insulated storage tank for the synthesized pheromone? You're just keeping the sensitive compound away from the spicy parts of the unit, and minimizing the risk of any impacts causing chemical breakdown!'' ''EXACTLY! You're finally starting to understand my design process!'' ''Nah, I've seen the schematics. I made all that up to see if you'd bite.'' //-- Transcriptions complete. --//