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''I could swear blind I've seen a weapon design like this before...''
''Of course you have! It's the same technology as the sniper woman's rifle, and the ship uses it for the onboard weaponry.''
''Yeah, I know all that, but this one reminds me of something...''
''It's a pretty simple mechanism, really. Staged magnetic accelerators bringing a projectile to hypersonic velocities, simultaneously cooling it to single-degrees Kelvin. Zero moving parts, and the projectiles carry enough kinetic energy to punch through 6 feet of hardened plasteel-ceramic armor plating and collapse an interceptor-grade damping field. The M68B ALIM is the finest weapon I've designed. I've built the turret around this beast of an armament, and designated it CT-64U5.''
''Yeah, that IS it! The Gauss Cannon, right? Ain't that from that old game, the one on the giant space ring?''
''I... have no clue what you're referring to.''
''Ah, come on now. Everyone played that one growing up, I remember driving around in the big 4x4s, letting the soldiers railgun stuff with the mounted gauss cannon.''
''I'm so sorry, you must be mistaken. This is an original creation of my own design!''
''Uh huh... Hey tell me real quick, does 'BXR' mean anything to you?''
''HUNDREDS OF DEATHS OFF ONE UNBELIEVABLY TOXIC BUG, HOW DID THEY LEAVE THAT IN THE GAME?''
''Hah, I knew it!''
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