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//-- AUTO-TRANSCRIPTION FROM CREW QUARTERS OF UES [Redacted] --//
''So now what, you're finally going to show me how the sausage is made?''
''This wouldn't even sniff the constructional simplicity and perfection of the humble sausage! Immeasurably more foolproof than the mess I've made - if I had just finely ground up the components and stuffed them into some robot's skin, I would have fielded a much better product.''
''Hey c'mon, it can't be that bad. You ever seen my repairs on the exoskeleton? UES decided that stocking us up on the right gaskets and fittings for the hydraulic system was 'financially unjustifiable'. Unrelated fun fact, did you know that a pack of chewing gum can hold a seal of up to 3500 PSI in a pinch?''
''Fine, if you insist on bearing witness to my shame, so be it. Here are the schematics for the CT-CHB and its proprietary software.''
''This is...''
''Hideous! Unsightly. Ghoulish. I know. Out with it, already!''
''Perfect.''
''What?''
''The locomotive limbs each working off of a single servo set in the main body, pulling high-tensile cabling like a human hand. Panels machined to within a tenth of each other, allowing it to fold up to the size of a lunchbox with zero risk of interference. The action of the weaponry creating a low pressure zone at the top of the unit, siphoning heat away from the components and requiring no other active cooling. That overclocking algorithm using the increased compute overhead to constantly monitor the status of the components and feather the voltage?''
''What about it all?''
''This is a piece of art, man. You really gotta start giving yourself some credit.''
//-- Transcriptions complete. --//
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