Ferret Logbook Entry

"I don't get it, it's like this thing just has two modes it switches between."

"Man, I just got on this survey team, you can't lead off with a statement like that."

"Sometimes it seems all happy go-lucky, humming to itself and skipping around. Other times it's skittering around like an animal, sneering at anything that moves, stalking through the treetops."

"How do you even know it's humming to itself? These camera feeds have no audio."

"Mic'd up a 3 mile radius of its known habitat."

"How the hell did you manage that?" 

"Carefully. Enough chatting, we got observations to record."

"It looks to be in...happy mode? I guess? That's a good thing, right?"

"That's the part that worries me. When it's like this it's picking flowers to mix up poisons and setting traps around the area."

"Poisons?"

"Guy got hit with a dart from it a couple days back. Never even saw where it fired from. His leg was a pool of goop on the stretcher before we could even get him back to Medical."

"I...suddenly feel a lot worse about this promotion."