Bastion Logbook Entry

[BAS-10] SCOUTING ENTRY 0

10 Objective assigned. 

20 PROJECT [ARMS RACE]: Deploy to planet [PETRICHOR V] and catalogue possible threats among flora and fauna to accelerate UES defense project development.

30 Survey of local wildlife will occur over an extended duty period of HOWEVER LONG IT TAKES UNTIL THEY LIE DEAD AT MY FEET.

40 Behavioral errors detected, rebooting [BAS-10] core systems.


[BAS-10] SCOUTING ENTRY 1

10 Dear Diary,

20 I'm so excited! I get to meet so many new animal friends when I get down to the planet, I hope they're cuddly and nice and LOOK GOOD AS A PILE OF VISCERA. 

30 Don't worry about that thing, diary. I won't hurt the animal friends.


Dear Diary,

10 Today I met a new friend! It was purple and walked around on two legs just like I do! My databanks say this friend is called "Lemurian". I love it already! I can't wait to RIP AND TEAR AND SMASH AND GRIND AND [ERROR: LANGUAGE FILTER ALERTED TO 163 BANNED CHARACTER STRINGS]

20 Quiet.


Dear Diary,

10 I can't believe I get to tell you about another friend so soon! This one floats around and was shaped like an oval and had a face like this

20 : | 

30 The databanks call this one "Wisp" but I think I can do better. I think I'll call him WEAKLING NOT WORTHY OF BEING A STAIN ON MY SERVOS

40 Let's workshop that one a bit more. Talk to you next time, Diary!

50 Behavioral errors detected, rebooting [BAS-10] core systems.