Gorp Logbook Entry

 //-- AUTO-TRANSCRIPTION OF INCOMING COMMUNICATIONS, SQUAD GAMMA. FLAGS: URGENT, HELP, PLEASE, EMERGENCY, SAVE US, SOS --//

''Command, this is acting Gamma leader Kraft. I am once again requesting urgent support or exfil. We are down many men, and even more supplies. I repeat, URGENT support or exfil. Seismometer is no longer required to detect its movements, we can see it bouncing above the treetops. The smell has become debilitating, even through the filtration system. This thing is currently carrying 18 casualties that need tria-... No, it's too late for them...
18 casualties that need recovery. I swear, if I make it back home I'm never eating a strawberry again.
Repeat. I am once again requesting urgent support or exfil. Please!''

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''What should we do, Sarge? By the sounds of it, Kraft is talking about one of those orange jelly creatures.''

''What, a Gup? Killing 18 of his squad? Pshh. He's probably just trying to give the Comms guys a scare. Let him stew. When he gets back, I'll have him scrubbing every toilet on the ship for screwing around on the emergency channel.''