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//-- AUTO-TRANSCRIPTION FROM CREW QUARTERS OF UES [Redacted] --//
''They're crazy popular.''
''What do you MEAN they're crazy popular? They're an autonomous fleet of KILLING MACHINES! Why does the High Court woman have one of my turrets dressed up in her colors, relaxing in a SHRINE in her quarters?''
''She likes the little guy. She's not the only one, either''
''Is this going to be better or worse for my health if I'm informed as to what you cretins are doing to MY HARDWARE?''
''Well, I repaired one that landed funny down planet-side. You made them pretty easy to fix, thanks for that. Cap's got one that hangs out on his desk. He calls it 'Paperweight' but he gives it little pets and chirps when he thinks there ain't anybody looking. Few others 'round the ship got the same idea, what with your fleet of killing machines wandering the place.''
''I can't believe this. Do you have ANY idea how many hours I spent on planning those units' schematics, let alone all the time fabricating and DEBUGGING? YEARS of my life on this project, all to field unmanned excursions down to the planet. Now the crew are ADOPTING them, like a litter of kittens!''
''Yeah, pretty much.''
''I hate this.''
''Well, too bad. Ain't our fault you made 'em so cute.''
//-- Transcriptions complete. --//
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