//-- TRANSCRIPTION OF FIELD RECORDINGS, DR. B. GUTENBERG, STATUS: MARKED FOR REVIEW --//
Ve heff been followink zese unussual zeismograf readinks für dayce now, to absolutely KEINE awail. Ve heff no readinks from ze subterranean probes, only ze ones on ground level. Zis wastly narrows down vhat couldt be causink ze tremors. Und ze most FRUSTRATING aspect? It keeps müving! Zis cannot line up viss asteroid impacts on ze surface of ze planet, ve vouldt see zem from ze satellite readinks! Zo, VHAT couldt possibly cause zis? Surely it is not a livink creature? ZE MIND BOGGLES! NOTHINK on zis planet is of such gargantuan stature und mass zat simply AMBULATINK sets off ze zeismographic sensors! Ve've been müving towarts ze readinks steatily, but it is simply outrunning us. Ve heff had to rely on our ancient human hunting strategy: chase ze animal, und tire it out vith our superior stamina. Vith zis tactic, ve heff finally gained ground on ze creature. Ve are approachink upon ze locations of readinks from mere minutes prior.
...Vhy do I smell strawberriss?
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Notes: This one's a real struggle to follow. Can we get this transcript over to ah... Pvt. Bauer, or perhaps Sgt. Müller? Software's having some trouble transcribing Dr. Gutenburg's report accurately.
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