Tuesday, October 14, 2025

Goobo-13 Logbook Entry

//--AUTO-TRANSCRIPTION FROM UES [Redacted] --//

''Aw, you're gonna be the best little Goobo, yes you are! Yes you are!''

''What the hell is this? Tampering with the Goobo specimens has been strictly off limits ever since the Baggins case.''

''That's why it'll be our little secret, 13. I want this little guy to be the biggest, strongest, bestest Goobo that ever was!''

''... If I see a single drop of that slime on my gear I'm filing a report.''

''You're the best, buddy. We'll have ourselves a lab helper in no time! I'm gonna try and teach this one to talk!

... Did you hear that, Goobo? We're in the clear! Agent 13's gonna cover for us, remember to thank him someday.''

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''That's... almost right. Goobo, can you say 'papa'?''

''babba''

''Getting better! Great job, Goobo!''

''boobo''

''We need to go.''

''13? What's going on? I saw the warnings on the terminal but I didn't really think anything of it without the alarms sounding.''

''That's the problem. Suit up, we've got a situation to deal with.''

''Alright, Goobo. Gotta get back in your canister for now. Papa and 13 will be right back!''

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''papa. firteen. big stong goobo. help papa an firteen.''

//--END OF RECOVERABLE DATA --//

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