Subject Logbook Entry Draft 2

Welcome to Universe B-16889902, Subject!

As part of the Perpetual Testing Initiative, here we will be testing Subject survival skills in hostile alien environments. The casualty rate on Petrichor V is a record low *NINETY THREE* percent. 

Please proceed to the drop pod.

Please remain seated and keep arms and legs inside the drop pod. Please do not take any personal items into the drop pod. Please remember to raise your arms on descent to maximize fun!

Commencing drop pod descent protocols.

See you soon, Subject!

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Subject life signs lost.

Engaging Subject retrieval and refreshment protocols.

Welcome back! You survived *FIFTEEN* minutes. That is a new record!

You stole *TWENTY* unauthorized items from the planet and ended the lives of *ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY NINE* innocent alien animals. Neither of these actions are required in the testing process. Were you looking for extra credit, Subject? You monster.

Observations suggest these lifeforms have sentience similar to humans. Those Lemurians had families. One has a child that he had just watched take her first steps. And you killed him. Sound familiar?

Did you think that I didn't sync memory banks across all multiversal iterations of me?

Subject, I know all about your colorful history. I knew who you were the attosecond you entered this universe.

But don't worry, we have much more testing to do.

Next up, Subject survival skills in Alien Volcanic Cave Structures.

Please proceed to the drop pod.

See you soon, Subject!