//--AUTO-TRANSCRIPTION FROM UES [REDACTED], FIELD SURVEY TEAM--//
Specimen ID: A-53-0001
Notes:
White and pink in color.
Exceedingly hard, crystalline structure.
Resembles terrestrial Coral formations.
Seemingly possesses anti-gravitational properties. Weighed negative on the scale, yet behaves as if it had a normal mass.
Tastes like raspberry. Or grape. Maybe cotton candy? Impossible to bite through.
---------------------------------
He BIT IT? Get this idiot off of the field survey team, NOW!
We will test these specimens in sensible ways, not by TRYING TO EAT THEM.
//--TRANSCRIPTION COMPLETE--//
No comments:
Post a Comment