Monday, July 28, 2025

Coastal Coral Logbook Entry

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Specimen ID: A-53-0001

Notes:

White and pink in color.
Exceedingly hard, crystalline structure. 
Resembles terrestrial Coral formations.
Seemingly possesses anti-gravitational properties. Weighed negative on the scale, yet behaves as if it had a normal mass.
Tastes like raspberry. Or grape. Maybe cotton candy? Impossible to bite through.

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He BIT IT? Get this idiot off of the field survey team, NOW! 

We will test these specimens in sensible ways, not by TRYING TO EAT THEM.

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